Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015.
There are some repeats from my old list — just take as a sign that those tools stood the test of time!
I’ve also decided to use the term “budget-friendly” a little loosely. Many of these toys are well under $50. A few others are a bit pricier but have a phenomenal quality-to-price ratio for everything you get. Yes, getting something cheap and body-safe is nice, but I wanted these to be cheap, body-safe, and good.
Of course, check out my sales and coupons to see if you can get a deal on any of these toys.
Now, on to the list!Have a toy type in mind? Jump to a section!
Best Affordable Bullet Vibrators
BMS Mini Swan Rose
This mini-vibrator is the rumbliest budget bullet I’ve tried. For $50, it comes pretty dang close to the $80 Tango (the gold standard). However, unlike the Tango, the BMS Mini Swan Rose offers a comprehensive and continuous speed range to suit any mood.
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Hot Octopuss Amo
The Hot Octopuss Amo comes in second, after the Mini Swan Rose. Some users will like the Amo more, though, thanks to the following features:
- More options for pinpoint vs. broad stimulation
- A sharp edge at the top to concentrate the vibrations
- Pattern settings
- Up AND down buttons — SUPER useful for multiple orgasms
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Blush Exposed Nocturnal bullet
This bullet isn’t fucking around. I know that claiming super powerful vibrations has become meaningless, but this bullet has the highest strength-to-size ratio I have ever experienced. Despite being on the high-pitched side, it’s easily the most powerful bullet vibrator under $35.
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The Nöje B bullet line features re-skinned Exposed Nocturnals, with some silicone sleeves added. The coverings offer options for:
- Dampening the powerful vibrations
- Diffusing them with a broad head
- Trying fluttery sensations
- Shallow penetration
As such, they have a wider audience than the original, naked Exposed Nocturnal bullet.
Rumbliest Affordable Wand Massagers
Hitachi Vibratex Magic Wand Plus
I must mention the Magic Wand Plus. Yes, it’s more of a splurge than the other wands on this list, but it’s a fucking steal. You get FOUR speeds with similar vibration quality to the Magic Wand Rechargeable, but for only a little more than the Original costs.
The catch? It’s corded and doesn’t come with patterns.
But I don’t give a fuck. It’s rumblier than the original, and there’s a more significant speed range. If you like broad vibrations, just get the Magic Wand Plus.
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BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky
As far as compact and affordable mini-wands go, yessssss, I adore the Pillow Talk Cheeky. It starts with a low purr and goes up to wand-level strength—such versatility in a small package.
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Blush Nöje W3 Wand
Okay, so the Nöje W Wands are
a little a lot more limited than the Pillow Talk Cheeky. The W1, W2, and W3 come with 5 steady speeds and 5 patterns, while the W4 comes with 2 and 8, respectively. They’re slightly less rumbly, but pack a punch for under $40.
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Best Budget-Friendly G-Spot Vibrators
BMS Pillow Talk Sassy
The Pillow Talk Sassy is the absolute most underrated G-spot vibrator of all time. It’s rumbly, the silicone is silky, and it even outperforms the high-end ($169 LELO Mona 2)! The only downside is that its neck is a little flexible, but its power is so delightful that I don’t care.
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Cloud 9 Novelties G-Spot Slim 7
Forgive the generic title. It can’t hide that this toy is the best affordable rechargeable G-spot vibrator under $35. Buzzy? A little, but I’ve seen way worse vibrations in more expensive vibrators.
As the name would suggest, it’s slender, and 7″ long, but the bulb is generously swelled and the shaft curved — with a liiiittle bit of flexibility for finessing even my picky G-spot. The best part is the seamless silicone all over, allowing for more insertable length! That makes it a great A-spot vibrator, too.
Affordable A-Spot/AFE Zone Dildos
NS Novelties Glass G
What the njoy Pure Wand is to my G-spot, the NS Novelties Glass G Wand is for my A-Spot: a direct missile. I can’t recommend it enough for those who enjoy hardcore pressure as I do.
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Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine
I don’t like Satisfyer as a company, but I can respect that buyers:
- Want affordable toys without sacrificing sensation
- Find the Yummy Sunshine’s pale lemon yellow swatch refreshing
Affordable insertable vibrators are often on the short side, but not this one. It’s 8.75″ long overall, with 6″ insertable, making it suitable for exploring the deep erogenous zones
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Blush Avant D3 Summer Fling / D4 Sexy in Pink
This dildo takes me to cervix heaven! Again, I know it’s a little spendy, but if you like girth, deep spot stimulation, and big bumps in your toys, this dildo does it all — while looking like art.